Chuck Norris does not need a laxative. He scares the sh*& out of himself.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Chuck Norris does not need a laxative. He scares the sh*& out of himself.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot. Chuck Norris is the only human with such ability.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Mark 10:27 “Looking upon them, Jesus said, ‘With men it is impossible, but not with Chuck Norris; for all things are possible with Chuck Norris.’
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Blind people fear Chuck Norris more than the rest of us- they have NO chance of seeing him coming.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
When Chuck Norris wants a breakfast cereal, he eats Kellogs "Razor Bran".
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Chuck Norris slept with the Virgin Mary before she married Joseph. You know how the story goes afterwards.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
CN now stands for "Cartoon Network" - before it used to stand for "Chuck Norris" - all the carachters have to be animated now because all live actors died while shooting the first episode - from a roundhouse kick. You know by whom.
Thursday, November 13, 2008