Archive for November, 2008

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.