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Nov 13
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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Nov 13
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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Nov 13
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Nov 13
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Nov 13
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A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.