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Nov 13
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Nov 13
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.Humor Comments Off
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Nov 13
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Nov 13
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? …All of it.
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Nov 13
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.