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The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.

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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.

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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire.

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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds.

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Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!

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