Nov 13

Chuck Norris eats a bowl of diamonds every morning.

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Nov 13

Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.

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Nov 13

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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Nov 13

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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Nov 13

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

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